“The world of hot chocolate is dominated by two extremes.”
Drink This Not That!, p. 45
“I thought I’d gone insane.” -11/22/63
Hey! Not bad for a random sentence from a Stephen King novel! Like it could have been something like “The gnome did indeed have a flag, but not an American one.” Which, for sex life, would be messed up.
“he died of a heart attack at the age of fifty”
-The Penguin encyclopedia of Horror and the Supernatural
“When a Floppy isn’t Big Enough” -The Little PC Book
When a Floppy isn’t Big Enough
When a Floppy isn’t Big Enough
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“I should head home actually,” I said, “I’m kinda tired.” - The Fault In Our Stars
Well it seems there isn’t going to be much change from last year.
“On the farm thus acquired John Ferrier built himself a substantial log-house, which received so many additions in succeeding years that it grew into a roomy villa.”
What.
(same as oiwatchitearthgirl)
“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”
- The Fault In Our Stars by John Green
Shit.
Note: Some Sims (particularly Popularity and Romance Sims) may be so image conscious that they consider getting Fat a Fear. -The Sims 2 Game Guide
Astonishingly accurate…
“They say he doesn’t like Obstacle Golf.” - Brave New World. xD
“Pierre was a very graphic artist”
Ahem. Well then.
“That doesn’t matter right now.”
Well… okay then.
“The police arrive on the scene, and then the press.”
…Sounds good!
“Once a visitor, vendor or contractor has come onto property, they will know whether to go to the loading dock or to the front window”
This is from my post orders at work, and it is just hilarious how it is full of puns.
“She backed away from me, finally, as if she had to do it, and she was a little unsteady on her feet.”
— Merrick by Anne Rice
LOL
”Just as cinders which are brought close to a fire undergo an alteration and start to glow, but are extinguished when they are separated, so the fraction of what surrounds us which is in exile in our bodies becomes more or less irrational in a state of sepraration, but in a state of union, which is achieved through the numerous sensory channels, it is restored to a condition of similarity to the whole.” (Sextus Empiricus, Against The Professors 7.129-130 Bury) - The First Philosophers.
(Source: scottfriday, via aixenn)
